Ask Your Mom if I'm Real Christmas Sweatshirt
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For the kids who stopped believing — and started roasting.
This sweater turns Santa from jolly to petty with a festive mic-drop straight from the North Pole. Perfect for holiday pregames, gift swaps, or when you’re trying to out-toast the eggnog.
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Our athletic sweatshirts are made with a premium, recycled polyester (95%) and spandex (5%) moisture-wicking blend, allowing for easy care and strong durability. All athletic sweatshirts use bright, vivid colors and inks that won't fade after washing.
- Machine wash inside out on a cold cycle.
- Drip dry (will dry without creasing when hung up wet after the washer).
- Iron using low heat.
- Do not bleach.
This applies to athletic sweatshirts products only.
Processing & Printing: 2 to 7 business days.
Shipping Estimates: Global Express Shipping options are available at checkout.
- USA (Continental), UK, Canada, & Australia: 6-10 business days.
- USA (Remote), Europe, & Rest of the World: 7-17 business days.
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