Blue hoodie featuring “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” in thick white font — carefree and hot mess approved from CollegeWares.
Light blue hoodie featuring a small white dripping smiley face logo centered beneath the hood — minimal but bold back detail from CollegeWares.
Pink hoodie with chunky white text reading “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” — unapologetically flirty chaos from CollegeWares.
Pink hoodie with a white drippy smiley face logo placed under the back of the hood — soft color meets sassy branding from CollegeWares.
Brown hoodie with bold white lettering saying “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” — wild, no-regrets energy from CollegeWares.
Brown hoodie showing a subtle white drip smiley logo beneath the hood seam — clean, edgy back branding from CollegeWares.
CollegeWares trippy smiley face logo on back — this is the graphic that will appear on the back of the sweatshirt, regardless of the color selected
Blue hoodie featuring “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” in thick white font — carefree and hot mess approved from CollegeWares.
Light blue hoodie featuring a small white dripping smiley face logo centered beneath the hood — minimal but bold back detail from CollegeWares.
Pink hoodie with chunky white text reading “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” — unapologetically flirty chaos from CollegeWares.
Pink hoodie with a white drippy smiley face logo placed under the back of the hood — soft color meets sassy branding from CollegeWares.
Brown hoodie with bold white lettering saying “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” — wild, no-regrets energy from CollegeWares.
Brown hoodie showing a subtle white drip smiley logo beneath the hood seam — clean, edgy back branding from CollegeWares.
CollegeWares trippy smiley face logo on back — this is the graphic that will appear on the back of the sweatshirt, regardless of the color selected

Be a Hoe Today Hoodie

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Color Carnation Pink
Size XS
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Time’s ticking, baby — make questionable decisions now.

This hoodie says “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” in bold white bubbly text that screams YOLO, not PTO.

💋 Reckless. Racy. Reality-check — only at CollegeWares.

Our fashion hoodies are made with a premium, 20% cotton, 75% polyester, 5% spandex moisture-wicking blend, allowing for easy care and strong durability. All athletic hoodies use bright, vivid colors and inks that won't fade after washing.

  • Machine wash inside out on a cold cycle.
  • Drip dry (will dry without creasing when hung up wet after the washer).
  • Iron using low heat.
  • Do not bleach.

This applies to athletic hoodie products only.

Processing & Printing: 2 to 7 business days.
Shipping Estimates: Global Express Shipping options are available at checkout.

  • USA (Continental), UK, Canada, & Australia: 6-10 business days.
  • USA (Remote), Europe, & Rest of the World: 7-17 business days.

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