Drunk Cig Philosophy

€17,95
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Every bad decision starts with "just one."

Featuring Austin Powers enthusiastically holding a handful of cigarettes alongside the phrase "I Only Smoke Drunk Cigs," this flag is for college students who appreciate chaotic humor, legendary nights out, and the type of jokes that somehow become personality traits.

🚬 Fly this questionable life advice proudly with CollegeWares.

All of our flags are made with 100% premium polyester and are 3 x 5 ft (90 x 150 cm) in size. By default, all of our flags have 4 metal grommets for easy hanging and extra durability. All flags use bright, vivid colors and inks.

We recommend removing creases using a steamer. If you must, iron on low heat.

This applies to flag products only.

Processing & Printing: 2 to 4 business days.
Shipping Estimates: USA Express Shipping is available at checkout.

  • Global: 8 to 14 business days.

Tracking: Always provided.

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