All Apparel

 
Green baseball jersey with bold white trim featuring Zeds Dead logos, “Deadbeats” text on sleeves, and parody Starbucks rave graphic — EDM merch from CollegeWares.

Zeds Dead x Starbucks Jersey

$59.99
 
Front of Yookie Crisp EDM baseball jersey on bright blue fabric, covered in floating cartoon chocolate-chip cookies and a small white Yookie logo on the left chest.

YOOKIE x Cookie Crisp Jersey

$54.99
 
Front of black hoodie showing grayscale portrait of Bill Clinton with the quote “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in white serif font — political meme apparel from CollegeWares.

Bill Clinton Sexual Relations Hoodie

$58.99
 
Blue hoodie featuring chunky white letters that say “I Know Your Lane Sucks But Stay In It” — savage style and confident vibes from CollegeWares.

Your Lane Sucks Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 

Your Dad is my Cardio Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie featuring “Tomorrow Is Not Promised Be A Hoe Today” in thick white font — carefree and hot mess approved from CollegeWares.

Be a Hoe Today Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with bold white text spelling “Spank Me, It’s The Only Way I Learn” — teasing and unapologetic college-core from CollegeWares.

Spank Me Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with bold white bubble text saying “Somebody’s Fine Ass Babymama” — confident, flirty MILF-core from CollegeWares.

Somebody's Fine Ass Babymama Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with bold white text reading “Smells Like Stepdaddy Season Out Here” — sugar baby starter kit energy from CollegeWares.

Stepdaddy Season Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with bold white lettering that says “She’s a 10 But She Shops When She’s Sad” — chaotic coping-core fashion from CollegeWares.

She's a 10 But She Shops Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with white bubbly text saying “She’s a 10 But So Is Her Anxiety” — soft girl breakdown energy from CollegeWares.

She's a 10 Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Pastel blue hoodie displaying the quote “REMEMBER ME IN YOUR PRAYERS LIKE YOU DO IN YOUR GOSSIP” in thick white letters, pairing heavenly snark with cozy vibes — divine shadewear from CollegeWares.

Remember Me In Your Prayers Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Baby blue hoodie featuring the bold quote “I don’t have a resting bitch face I’m just a BITCH” in all caps with thick white bubble font — confident, unfiltered dormwear vibe.

Resting Bitch Face Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with bold white phrase “SASSY LITTLE SOUL” in big bubbly letters — sweet with a savage twist from CollegeWares.

Sassy Little Soul Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with large white funky text across the chest that reads “PRETTY BUT PETTY” — aesthetic attitude with a smile, perfect for the baddie who bites back, from CollegeWares.

Pretty But Petty Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with chunky white font that reads “PASS JOINTS NOT JUDGEMENT” — mellow mood and hazy humor from CollegeWares.

Pass Joints Not Judgements Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with white bubble font that says “NEVER LOOKING BACK UNLESS IT’S AT MY ASS IN THE MIRROR” — baddie energy and booty pride from CollegeWares.

Never Looking Back Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie featuring bold white text saying “Main Character Energy” — cinematic self-love vibes from CollegeWares.

Main Character Energy Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with “LAST NIGHT WE LET THE LIQUOR TALK” in chunky white text — blackout boldness from CollegeWares.

Liquor Talk Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with “THERE’S NO TRAFFIC IN YOUR OWN LANE” in chunky white font — focused and unbothered style from CollegeWares.

In Your Own Lane Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie featuring “If You’re Not My Vape Then I’m Not Worried About Where TF You At” in bold white font — petty and puffed-up energy from CollegeWares.

If You're Not My Vape Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with “If You’re Gonna Be Salty At Least Bring The Tequila” in chunky white lettering — party-ready, sassy energy from CollegeWares.

Salty? Bring Tequila Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with white bubbly font that reads “I’ve Got A Good Heart But This Mouth” — sweet-and-sour sass from CollegeWares.

Good Heart, Bad Mouth Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with large white text saying “It’s Me. Hi. I’m The Problem, It’s Me.” — playful, self-blaming vibes from CollegeWares.

I'm The Problem, It's Me Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie featuring large white bubble text that reads “I’m not the bigger person, I suggest you leave me alone” — petty protection from CollegeWares.

Not The Bigger Person Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with big white text saying “I’m not fucking stupid, I used to but we broke up” — funny post-breakup energy from CollegeWares.

I'm Not Fucking Stupid Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with bold white letters reading “I Will Never Trip Over A Man Whose Face I’ve Already Sat On” — unapologetic alpha energy from CollegeWares.

I Will Never Trip Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with chunky white text saying “It costs $0.00 to be petty and I love free shit” — playful broke-girl energy from CollegeWares.

I Love Free Shit Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie featuring white bubble text that says “When I Said I Like It Rough I Didn’t Mean My Entire Life” — sad girl energy in soft style from CollegeWares.

I Like It Rough Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie featuring bold white letters saying “I Don’t Stir The Pot I Smoke It” — mellow, mischief vibes from CollegeWares.

I Don't Stir The Pot Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with the phrase “I Don’t Mind Being the Villain In Your Story Because You’re a Bum In Mine” on the front — cold-blooded clapback fashion from CollegeWares.

I Don't Mind Being the Villain Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with “Hot Girls Hit Curbs” printed in chunky white text — flirty, fearless fashion from CollegeWares.

Hot Girls Hit Curbs Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

 
Blue hoodie with white bubble letters reading “Hopeless Romantic with a Dirty Mind” — romantic mischief vibes from CollegeWares.

Hopeless Romantic with a Dirty Mind Hoodie

$58.99

3 colors available

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