Flat front product image of the jersey displaying a large central eyeball graphic with bright blue electric rays and “SCARE BASS” text across the chest.
Flat back view of a green-to-black galaxy gradient jersey featuring a one-eyed green creature wearing a patterned hat and scarf, standing on a small speaker, with the word “WUBZOWSKI” printed above.
Ghost mockup of the front showing the electrified eyeball graphic centered on the green torso with galaxy-black sleeves and “SCARE BASS” text across the top.
Ghost mockup showing the green gradient back with the one-eyed creature in rave accessories standing on a small speaker and the “WUBZOWSKI” wordmark above the character.
Woman wearing a green-centered jersey with dark galaxy sleeves and a large blue-white electrified eyeball printed in the middle, with the text “SCARE BASS” above it.
Back view of a woman wearing the green-to-black gradient jersey showing the one-eyed mascot standing on a speaker with the “WUBZOWSKI” text across the upper back.
Front view of a man wearing the jersey featuring the bright blue electric eyeball graphic with cracked iris details and the “SCARE BASS” lettering across the chest.
Man wearing the green space-themed jersey with the one-eyed mascot graphic centered on the back and the “WUBZOWSKI” text above it.
Flat front product image of the jersey displaying a large central eyeball graphic with bright blue electric rays and “SCARE BASS” text across the chest.
Flat back view of a green-to-black galaxy gradient jersey featuring a one-eyed green creature wearing a patterned hat and scarf, standing on a small speaker, with the word “WUBZOWSKI” printed above.
Ghost mockup of the front showing the electrified eyeball graphic centered on the green torso with galaxy-black sleeves and “SCARE BASS” text across the top.
Ghost mockup showing the green gradient back with the one-eyed creature in rave accessories standing on a small speaker and the “WUBZOWSKI” wordmark above the character.
Woman wearing a green-centered jersey with dark galaxy sleeves and a large blue-white electrified eyeball printed in the middle, with the text “SCARE BASS” above it.
Back view of a woman wearing the green-to-black gradient jersey showing the one-eyed mascot standing on a speaker with the “WUBZOWSKI” text across the upper back.
Front view of a man wearing the jersey featuring the bright blue electric eyeball graphic with cracked iris details and the “SCARE BASS” lettering across the chest.
Man wearing the green space-themed jersey with the one-eyed mascot graphic centered on the back and the “WUBZOWSKI” text above it.

Mike Wubzowski Jersey

€52,95
Size Chart
Size XS

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Scare bass, not kids.

This baseball-cut jersey drops a cosmic green gradient blasted with space-black sleeves, a giant electrified eyeball on the front, and a one-eyed rave gremlin on the back throwing double fingers while standing on a subwoofer in full festival gear.

A chaotic creature-energy drop for wub lovers who thrive in the weird — only at CollegeWares.

Our jerseys are made with premium moisture-wicking fabric that give a lightweight and breathable experience. All jerseys use bright, vivid colors and inks that won't fade after washing.

This product is made with 100% recycled polyester. If you want the specifics, it's a premium polyester knit 230gsm jersey.

  • Machine wash inside out on a cold cycle.
  • Drip dry (will dry without creasing when hung up wet after the washer).
  • Iron using low heat.
  • Do not bleach.

This applies to jersey products only.

Processing & Printing: 2 to 7 business days.
Shipping Estimates: Global Express Shipping options are available at checkout.

  • USA (Continental), UK, Canada, & Australia: 6-10 business days.
  • USA (Remote), Europe, & Rest of the World: 7-17 business days.

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