Can’t Make a Baby
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Sex ed meets frat logic.
This bold black flag drops the timeless wisdom: “You can’t make a baby in the butt” — perfect for dorms, bachelor pads, or anyone who lives life unfiltered and unapologetic.
😈 Keep it safe, stupidly funny, and straight from CollegeWares.
All of our flags are made with 100% premium polyester and are 3 x 5 ft (90 x 150 cm) in size. By default, all of our flags have 4 metal grommets for easy hanging and extra durability. All flags use bright, vivid colors and inks.
We recommend removing creases using a steamer. If you must, iron on low heat.
This applies to flag products only.
Processing & Printing: 2 to 4 business days.
Shipping Estimates: USA Express Shipping is available at checkout.
- Global: 8 to 14 business days.
Tracking: Always. Track your order here.
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