Gray flag with a black-and-white image of Abraham Lincoln sitting in a chair, next to a quote that says “Tits cannot make up for a lack of ass. But ass can make up for a lack of tits” attributed to Abraham Lincoln - funny CollegeWares flag.

Honest Abe's Lack of Talent

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Honest Abe knew the real priorities.

Post up this legendary Lincoln “lack of ass vs tits” quote and guarantee laughs at every party.

🎩 History never hit this hard – CollegeWares exclusive.

All of our flags are made with 100% premium polyester and are 3 x 5 ft (90 x 150 cm) in size. By default, all of our flags have 4 metal grommets for easy hanging and extra durability. All flags use bright, vivid colors and inks.

We recommend removing creases using a steamer. If you must, iron on low heat.

This applies to flag products only.

Processing & Printing: 2 to 4 business days.
Shipping Estimates: USA Express Shipping is available at checkout.

  • Global: 8 to 14 business days.

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