Identity Theft Is Not a Joke

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Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question, what kind of bear is best?

Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.

Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

Jim Halpert: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica."

Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing? You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.

[Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk]

Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim Halpert: [imitating Dwight] Michael!

Dwight Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael!

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All of our flags are 100% premium polyester and are 3 x 5 ft in size. By default, all of our designed flags have 4 metal grommets for easy hanging and are printed using bright, vivid colors.

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Processing & Printing: 3 to 5 business days.
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Crafted in 2019, CollegeWares was created by a student at a major
university and he looked to offer his classmates with the sweetest
products and apparel. Our goal is to help you further deck out your
lifestyle whether it be at college, in a fraternity or sorority house,
festival, party, rave, wherever you want to vibe.

We spend a lot of time making sure we can provide you with the
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brand while continuing our strong customer satisfaction and service. The
future looks bright for our company and we will improve from here.

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